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dawnbonjovi
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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
when all of a sudden.......
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"
"Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and
there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
"Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".
"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget"
"Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees
no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
And with that ...Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5
metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine
gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is
mortally wounded but. true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe
with his dying breath.
"Pepe...go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree"
"Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it?
"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Eees a Ham Bush".
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Nadsie.
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Lmfaooooooooooooooo.
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xXKatieXx
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dawnbonjovi
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i love it
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xXKatieXx
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It's a gd joke
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dawnbonjovi
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*reads it again*
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*rachael*
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| Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah good one!
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undercover lluver
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Not quite worth a .. but... lol.
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dawnbonjovi
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| undercover lluver wrote: | | Not quite worth a .. but... lol. |
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bahaha 
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