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Mariiiie
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 Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:32 pm Post subject: Loool |
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On a My hairdryer:
“Do not use while sleeping”.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
“Directions: Use like regular soap”.
(And that would be how???)
On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost”.
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down”.
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating”.
(And you thought????...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body”.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication”.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness”.
(And...I'm taking this because???)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only”.
(As opposed to...what?)
On Nobby's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts”.
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts”.
(well no. wot am i gunna do wiv it?? just stare at the packet???
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dawnbonjovi
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xXKatieXx
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Nadsie.
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:14 pm Post subject: Re: Loool |
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| Mary loves Lee wrote: |
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication”.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.) |
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